REal. loud. Murphy.
Sales, Swearing & Sarcasm... What more could you want in a REALTOR!?
Murphy NC · Andrews NC · Hayesville NC · Blairsville GA · Blue Ridge GA · Mountain Cabins · Land & Lots · Second Homes · Relocation Specialist
Murphy NC · Andrews NC · Hayesville NC · Blairsville GA · Blue Ridge GA · Mountain Cabins · Land & Lots · Second Homes · Relocation Specialist
What I Do
Buying
You're making one of the biggest financial decisions of your life in a market you probably don't know yet. I'll make sure you go in with eyes open — not wide-eyed and surprised at closing.
Selling
Pricing it right, marketing it hard, and not leaving money on the table. That's the job. I take it seriously.
Relocating
You've been dreaming about mountain life. I've lived it. Let me show you what nobody puts in the brochure — and why it's still absolutely worth it.
Land & Cabins
This is my specialty. RSPS certified, Murphy-based, mountain-obsessed. If it's got acreage or a wraparound porch, I'm your agent.
Areas We Serve
Serving Western North Carolina and Northeast Georgia.
Murphy
Mountain homes, cabins & lake access.
Andrews
Residential & rural acreage.
Hayesville
Town square & Lake Chatuge.
Ready to talk?
No pressure. No scripts. No fake enthusiasm. Just tell me what you're thinking and I'll tell you exactly what I think back.
Sell smart.
Buy bold.
No BS.
Straight answers, sharp negotiation, and mountain-market experience for people selling property—or buying the life they keep daydreaming about.
Licensed in North Carolina + Georgia
What are we doing?
Pick your lane. I’ll bring the market knowledge, tell you what matters, and skip the rehearsed sales speech.
SELL A PROPERTY
Pricing, presentation, exposure, negotiation—and an honest answer about what your property can actually command.
BUY A HOME
Buying a mountain home takes more than falling for the view. I help you understand the property, the land, the access, and the details before you commit.
BROWSE LISTINGS
Browse listings across NC and GA.
“Chrissy set realistic expectations, stayed persistent through months of title problems, and did what was right when plenty of agents would have walked away.”
VERIFIED SELLER